Alkisah ada cowok bernama Joni, doi orangnya rakus alias gak bisa liat makanan nganggur dikit, punya siapa aja gak peduli langsung disikat. Biar punya sifat jelek gitu, doi punya pacar namanya Dina.
Suatu hari si Joni janjian mo jemput Dina, pas di rumah Dina yang nyambut neneknya Dina yang udah ompong tapi masih gaul. Sambil nungguin si Dina mandi en dandan, si Joni ditemenin ama neneknya Dina.
Karena merasa masih bisa gaul ama anak muda, si nenek langsung nawarin minuman es jeruk yang pasti gak bakalan ditolak en ngajakin si Joni
ngobrol.
Dasar rakus, si Joni ngeliat aja ada toples isinya kacang mete di pojokan
meja.
Doi tanpa basa-basi (karena ngerasa udah akrab ama neneknya Dina) langsung
ambil tuh kacang en sikaaaatt...... lagian si nenek gak protes tuh....
malah senyum-2 aja.
Akhirnya gak berasa tuh kacang mete udah sisa dikit banget di toples, si
Joni rada gak enak ama neneknya Dina.
"Maaf ya, nek... kacangnya tinggal dikit," kata si Joni.
"Oh, nggak apa-apa, Cu.... lagian tuh kacang nggak ada yang makan, koq..."
kata si nenek.
"Lho, sayang banget kacang mete yang enak gitu gak ada yang makan, nek..!"
sahut si Joni. "Emang tuh kacang nenek beli dimana, sih...?"
"Gini ya, Cu... nenek sebetulnya nggak beli tuh kacang, tapi si Dina
sering banget beli'in nenek Silver Queen. Cucu tahu dong kalo nenek udah gak bisa
gigit kacang, jadi coklatnya nenek emut trus kacangnya nenek masukin ke dalem toples, gitu Cu...!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

*MHIBNU*

First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face. Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or "little" moles, they do not count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.

Position 1 to 3
As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your superiors like your avante garde approach to life. If you have a mole here, you are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own boss.

Position 4
You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives you charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should you decide to remove it, you will find yourself becoming calmer and more at peace with the world.

Position 5
A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who try to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.

Position 6
A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth luck, but this can only be fully realized if you follow your heart rather than stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are brave.

Position 7
Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want peace of mind to move ahead.

Position 8
This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will constantly be under strain because of a tendency to overspend. You also have a penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile, someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert your charms, or you might get into trouble.

Position 9
This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a parade of problems.

Position 10
A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are surrounded by family at all times and will have many children and grandchildren. You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and emotionally fulfilled.

Position 11
Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use lots of foundation to cover it.

Position 12
A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well. Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and glamourous as well.

Position 13
Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some tolerance.

Position 14
A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating too much.

Position 15
You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure, and have a very observant eye.

Position 16
You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and also when it comes to your sex life. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty about it and this will cause you much stress.

Position 17
You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the social scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become bigheaded about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what others think of you.

Position 18
You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters, as your mole prefers you to stay at home.

Position 19
You have money luck and many good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!

Position 20
A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in history either as a great or as a tyrant.

Position 21
This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life. This mole also brings fame and recognition.

Position 22
Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows also suggest a person of authority and power, so if you are the CEO of a company, you will do very well.

Position 23
You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around you till the very end.

Position 24
You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a harderlife as they get older.

Position 25
You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and fruitful life.







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Famous Mole

CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Often compared to the other big songstress of her generation Britney Spears, Christina is touted as the one who can actually sing. Although gone a bit wild these days, she has a beauty spot that predicts fame, success and plenty to eat through life. Her mole is in position 12.


GONG LI
Known as China 's most famous actress, she started her career in movies when she was still in school. Early fame is indeed indicated by her position 24 mole, but she needs to watch out, as people with moles in this position tend to have it very good early in life, but things get harder as they move into old age.


JOHN WOO
This man started his career working for Shaw Brothers Studio in Hong Kong, specializing in ultra-violent gangster films with elaborate action scenes. He gained entrée into Hollywood after developing a cult reputation in the US with The Killer. Today, he has a string of impressive blockbusters to his name, including Broken Arrow , Face/Off and Paycheck. Big names like John Travolta and Nicolas Cage say they are "honoured to work with him". His mole lies in the position 20, which promises either great success or great notoriety. In John Woo's case, it is the former.


GOLDIE HAWN
Her mole lies in position 12, indicating she will lead a fortunate, wealthy and happy existence. She has a solid marriage with husband Kurt Russell and three beautiful children. Her daughter Kate Hudson is following in her footsteps, developing a very successful film career. With the recent birth of grandson Ryder Russell Robinson, her life is complete.


SARAH JESSICA PARKER
This Sex & the City star is blessed with fame, good looks and a loving husband. Her mole in position 25 suggests a life of recognition and wealth. She certainly has both of that and more.


CINDY CRAWFORD
Her beauty spot lies just to the left of her lips in position 12. This is a very fortunate mole position, which predicts a successful, fulfilling and balanced life.

BAI LING
This Szechwan-born beauty made her debut in Red Corner opposite Richard Gere, and since then has not looked back. Since moving to Hollywood , she has mastered English and starred opposite big names like Jodie Foster, Will Smith and Nick Nolte. Her mole in position 25 indicates she will enjoy recognition and wealth luck as long as she maintains her traditions and her roots.

BEN AFFLECK
Almost as famous for his relationship with ex-fiancee Jennifer Lopez as he is for his good looks and box-office success, Ben Affleck sports a position 19 mole. This indicates he has money luck and many good friends, but that his weakness comes from yielding to the charms of the opposite sex.


TIGER WOODS
Golf-sensation Tiger Woods has a mole in position 22, which predicts a life of stardom, influence and power. He is not just a superstar in the golfing world, he is a role model for youngsters everywhere. He has said in interviews that his priority is not golf but helping others by influencing them in a positive way, hence the Tiger Woods Foundation which he set up with his father to help disadvantaged children in sporting and non-sporting activities. He has plenty of money in his life, made mainly through endorsements for companies such as Nike, American Express and Tag Heuer.


JET LI
After Jackie Chan, this man is Asia 's biggest star. He was a martial arts world champion before he moved into acting, but his acting career has met with as much or even more success than his sporting one. His first movie Shaolin Temple was said to kick-start the Kung Fu boom in China in the 80's. This man has a similarly positioned mole to Tiger Woods, which gives him a propensity to excel in sport as well as other areas in life

Padahal menurut Mpeh Aip, peruntungan bukan berdasarkan tahi lalat.

milis nyasar mita_rasfina@yahoo.com

BEDA ANTARA SUKA, CINTA DAN SAYANG

Dihadapan orang yang kau cintai,
musim dingin berubah menjadi musim semi yang indah
Dihadapan orang yang kau sukai,
musim dingin tetap saja musim dingin hanya
suasananya lebih indah sedikit

Dihadapan orang yang kau cintai,
jantungmu tiba tiba berdebar lebih cepat

Dihadapan orang yang kau sukai,
kau hanya merasa senang dan gembira saja

Apabila engkau melihat kepada mata orang yang
kau cintai, matamu berkaca-kaca

Apabila engkau melihat kepada mata orang yang
kau sukai, engkau hanya tersenyum saja

Dihadapan orang yang kau cintai,
kata kata yang keluar berasal dari perasaan yang terdalam

Dihadapan orang yang kau sukai,
kata kata hanya keluar dari pikiran saja

Jika orang yang kau cintai menangis,
engkaupun akan ikut menangis disisinya

Jika orang yang kau sukai menangis,
engkau hanya menghibur saja

Perasaan cinta itu dimulai dari mata, sedangkan
rasa suka dimulai dari telinga
Jadi jika kau mau berhenti menyukai seseorang,
cukup dengan menutup telinga.

Tapi apabila kau mencoba menutup matamu dari
orang yang kau cintai, cinta itu berubah menjadi
tetesan air mata dan terus tinggal dihatimu dalam
jarak waktu yang cukup lama.

"Tetapi selain rasa suka dan rasa cinta... ada
perasaan yang lebih mendalam.
Yaitu rasa sayang.... rasa yang tidak hilang
secepat rasa cinta. Rasa yang tidak mudah berubah.

Perasaan yang dapat membuat mu berkorban untuk orang yang kamu sayangi.
Mau menderita demi kebahagiaan orang yang kamu sayangi.
Cinta ingin memiliki. Tetapi Sayang hanya ingin
melihat orang yang disayanginya bahagia..
walaupun harus kehilangan."

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Disuatu masa kura-kura berdebat dengan kelinci mengenai siapa yang lebih cepat.

Akhirnya mereka memutuskan untuk bertanding lari pada jalur yang disepakati. Kelinci melesat meninggalkan kura-kura. Setelah tahu kura-kura tertinggal jauh dibelakang, memutuskan untuk beristirahat sejenak sebelum melanjutkan pertandingan,”Ahh, istirahat dulu, nanti kalau kura-kura dah deket baru lari lagi”, kelinci duduk dibawah pohon yang rindang dan ahirnya tertidur pulas. Kura-kura ahirnya tertidur pulas, Kura-kura akhirnya melalui kelinci yang sedang tertidur dan memenangkan adu lari.

Akhirnya kelinci terbangun dan menyadari dirinya telah kalah.

Moral: Alon-alon asal kelakon yang akan berjaya.

 

Karena malu dan kecewa yang mendalam, kelinci melakukan antisipasi kegagalan. Ia yakin bahwa kekalahannya hanya karena ia terlalu percaya diri, seroboh dan lalai. “Kalau kemarin tidak macam-macam, enggak mungkin kalah” pikir kelinci.

Ditantangnya lagi sang kura-kura, “Hei kura-kura, ayo kita lomba lagi , kali ini pasti aku yang menang”.

Sang kura-kura menjawab,” Ayo, siapa takuut ?”

Ahirnya perlombaan dimulai, dan dari awal perlombaan kelinci melesat meninggalkan kura-kura dan terus berlari hingga ke garis finish, beneran juga kelinci yang menang.

Moral: Yang cepat dan konsiten selalu mengalahkan yang alon-alon asal kelakon.

 

Kura-kura panas, dan setelah dipikir-pikir baru sadar kalau Dia tidak bisa mengalahkan kelinci  dengan kondisi seperti itu.

Ditantangnya lah Kelinci adu lari lagi ke suatu tempat. “Hei Kelinci , ayo kita lomba lagi, sekarang kita lewat jalan yang ini ke sana, berani ?”

Ditantang seperti itu Kelinci langusng mau aja karena dah yakin Dia bakalan menang , kemarin aja Dia bisa menang. Lomba dimulai dan dengan kencangnya Kelinci berlari meninggalkan Kura-kura. “Yang penting jangan setop-setop, pasti menang.” Pikir Kelinci.

Ternyata jalan di depan kelinci terhalang sungai .

“Duh, gimana nih menyeberang sungai ?” termenung kelinci mencari jalan menyeberang sungai. Ahirnya kelinci melihat kura-kura dateng dan nyebur berenang di sungai, keluar lagi berjalan pelan-pelan menuju garis finish.

Terpaku Kelinci melihat kemenangan Kura-kura.

Moral: Ketahuilah …….jikalau punya kemampuan dan ubah keadaan sesuai dengan kemampuan yang kita miliki.

 

Melihatsu kelinci terpaku sedih , kura-kura pun menghampiri dan bilang, “Jangan sedih, besok kita ulangi lagi, tapi kita bersama-sama.”

Esoknya, Lomba dimulai lagi, tapi sekarang kelinci menggendong kura-kura sampai tepi sungai, kemudian gantian kura-kura menggendong kelinci menyebrang sungai, dilanjutkan kembali kelinci menggendong kura-kura sampai finish.

Hasilnya, mereka berka berdua lebih cepat sampai di garis finish.

Moral: Pintar dan berkemampuan tetapi tidak bisa bekerjasama adalah sis-sia, karena dengan bekerjasama maka setiap kekurangan akan dipenuhi oleh yang lainnya.

Hikmah:

1.Yang cepat dan konsisten selalu mengalahkan yang alon-alon asal kelakon.

2. Bekerjalah sesuai kemampuan

3. Kumpulkan sumberdaya dan kerja sebagai tim akan mengalahkan kelebihan pribadi.

4. Jangan menyerah bila gagal.

 

Sepasang pengantin baru tengah berbulan madu tengah bergandengan tangan di tepi Danau Batur Bali, pada suatu malam dengan langit cerah dan Bulan Purnama, seusai makan malam. Mereka sedang menikmati kebersamaan yang menakjubkan tatkala mereka mendengar suara di kejauhan:kwek…kwek….kwek !!

“Dengar” kata si istri, ‘Itu pasti suara ayam.”

“Bukan, bukan…..itu suara bebek,” kata si suami.

“Nggak, aku yakin itu ayam,” si istri bersikeras.

“Mustahil, suara ayam itu ‘kukuruyuuuk’, bebek itu ‘kwek….kwek’ itu suara bebek, sayang,” kata si suami dengan disertai gejala-gejala awal kejengkelan.

“Kwek ……kwek…..kwek” terdengar lagi.

“Nah, tuh suara bebek,” kata si suami.

“Bukan, Sayang itu ayam. Aku yakin betul,” tandas si istri, sambil menghentakkan kaki.

“Dengar ya ! itu adalah be….bek, B-E-B-E-K, Bebek ! mengerti ?” si suami berkata dengan gusar.

“Tapi itu ayam,” masih saja istri bersikeras.

“Itu jelas-jelas be….bek, kamu…..kamu…..”

Terdengar lagi suara, “Kwek….kwek !” sebelum si suami mengatakan sesuatu yang sebaiknya tidak dikatakannya.

Si Istri sudah hampir menangis, “Tapi itu ayam….” Si suami melihat airmata yang mengambang di pelupuk mata istrinya, dan akhirnya, ingat kenapa dia menikahinya. Wajahnya melembut  dan katanya dengan mesra,”Maafkan aku, Sayang. Kurasa kamu benar. Itu memang suara Ayam koq.”

“Terimakasih, Sayang,” kata si istri sambil menggenggam tangan suaminya.

“kwek….kwek…..kwek !” terdengar lagi suara bebek dari kejauhan mengiringi mereka bersama dalam cinta.

Maksud dari cerita bahwa si suami akhirnya sadar: siapa sih yang perduli itu ayam atau bebek  ?

Yang lebih penting adalah keharmonisan mereka, yang membuat mereka dapat menikmati kebersamaan pada malam yang indah itu. Berapa banyak Penikahan yang hancur gara-gara persoalan yang sepele ? Berapa banyak perceraian terjadi karena hal-hal “Ayam atau Bebek ?”

Ketika memahami cerita tersebut , kita akan ingat apa yang menjadi prioritas kita. Pernikahan jauh lebih penting daripada mencari Siapa yang benar apakah itu Ayam atau Bebek. Lagi pula , betapa sering kita merasa yakin, amat sangat mantab, mutlak bahwa kita benar, namun belakangan ternyata kita salah ? Lho Siapa tahu ? mungkin saja itu adalah Ayam yang direkayasa Genetis sehingga bersuara seperti Bebek !!

 

 

1. Pria yang baik, biasanya tidak ganteng.

2. Pria ganteng umumnya tidak baik.

3. Pria yang ganteng dan baik  kebanyakan adalah gay.

4. Pria ganteng yang baik dan bukan gay, rata-rata sudah menikah.

5. Pria ganteng dan sopan biasanya miskin.

6. Pria yang tidak ganteng tetapi baik, umumnya banyak uang.

7. Pria banyak uang berpikir wanita hanya tertarik pada uangnya.

8. Pria ganteng yang tidak baik serta bukan gay, berpikir semua wanita tidak cukup cantik.

9. Pria ganteng yang baik serta bukan gay dan banyak uang dan berpikir bahwa wanita banyak yang cantik, biasanya pengecut mendekati wanita…..